Thursday, November 06, 2008


Flagellum. It's nearly the end of the year again. Well, at least the end of semester 2, I'm doing a summer paper this year and working full time, how dumb is that. I need a holiday. Anywho, when the mullah calls, the cat comes crawling - or summat like that. I have Julian. He is my fawn in shining christmas tinsel. Love love. I also have piles of notes of notes of notes - my last exam tomorrow! For the year at least. Woop woop, then a bbq and a well deserved cold beer me thinks :) Apologies to all who miss my sociality, my sociality is alive, it has just been in hibernation - peow peow! Let's go swimming and get some seafood, thumbs up to that. Have a good summer y'ole whoever you are :D

Peace and Joy to the World

Monday, April 28, 2008


Occurring irregularly: occurring at intervals that have no apparent pattern

I blog SPORADICALLY: adverb

Thursday, November 15, 2007

The Definition of Insightful

You know when you go to the airport, and there's those guys that zoom around real fast on their little things that are like golf carts? They are the oompa loompa's of the airport.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

I have run out of time to live

Blog #101



Oh yea, then the rest of my life goes down here somewhere....

Hmmmmmm. Yea, not much else to say is there??

Oh wait! No there is!!! I bought Guitar Hero 2!! Yus!! So addicted, having withdrawal symptoms cos... oh yea, cos I'm at uni. Damn uni...

Guitar Hero owns. It owns me. Probly as much as this dude is by Halo 3. I don't really know who this dude is, but I know he likes Halo, alot, and cricket. Like I like chocolate. It's weird how the net makes you know people you don't even know. It has a weird stalkerish vibe which is there even though you're not stalking them. Hi JIMMY!! See...


*Jaw drop!* So saaaad dude! I got an assignment back today, I got 84% if I'd've gotten 85% I would've got an A+ so I did the calculation again. Turns out I got 84.3%! Couldn't they just round the goddamn number up?? C'mon man. Geez. Ah wells.

Back to uni.

PS. DON"T FRICKEN BUY BLISTEX 'SILK AND SHINE' (or whatever it's called), I got it on Saturday and it's freakn blistered my lips! Owie they hurt! :( but buy the berry one cos that ones awesome. Chur :)

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Hmm... Weird

So I'm wondering whether or not my dream I had last week was a bit of a preminition. 'Cos not last night, but Sunday night I had something happen that hasn't happened before. I'm not gonne die or anything, I wasn't going to, no worries, I'm not actually morbid or anything! Just that, well, sometimes I get nose bleeds, kinda bad ones too, so anyway here's me sleeping on Sunday night and I woke up about 3am and I'd been having a nose bleed while I was asleep, I dunno how long for, but sleeping on my back it naturally was all down the back of my throat. Made me feel sick. So anyway, yeah, you probably didn't wanna know bout that, but it was blood, flooding my throat (kinda) so yea, just thought, maybe...

And on a lighter note! This here be my 100th blog for Legend of the TMonkey! Woop woop! No, I'm not jealous of people who have a life. I just don't mind spending 5 or 10 minutes every now and then to write bout what I've been up to, in fact, I rather enjoy it :)

What else am I going to enjoy?? THE SEVENS!!!!!!!! Hell YES! The first Friday and Saturday of February '08 AND it's gonna be my 20th b'day on the Saturday too!! WOOHOOO!!! Double whammy! Can't wait!! Tickets are out tomorrow!!

Why else am I stoaked? 2 A+'s in one day! *Does a little dance* Another double whammy! Dunno how that happened, I've been pretty slack this semester. But STOAKED :D and I'm gonna get a C for Stats probly so gotta make up for it somewhere!!

That's all folks! :D


Saturday, September 08, 2007

Osama killed my llamas!!!

ok, so hopefully you all know the llama song (Llama Llama Duck) already... I was bored a couple of days ago, and a new verse just *popped* into my head! So here goes...

Did you ever see Osama
Kick a llama
Kill a llama
Osama's llamas
Killed my llamas

Aaaand, just incase you didn't already know the song, here's the rest of it! :D

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama

Llama llama
Llama llama
Llama llama

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But i never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen, little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama

Is THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And become a duck

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

VUW - It makes you think

For every hour of every day Im learning more
The more I learn, the less I know about before
The less I know, the more I want to look around
Digging deep for clues on higher ground...