Wednesday, September 26, 2007

I have run out of time to live

Blog #101

Priorities...

Uni













Oh yea, then the rest of my life goes down here somewhere....

Hmmmmmm. Yea, not much else to say is there??

Oh wait! No there is!!! I bought Guitar Hero 2!! Yus!! So addicted, having withdrawal symptoms cos... oh yea, cos I'm at uni. Damn uni...

Guitar Hero owns. It owns me. Probly as much as this dude is by Halo 3. I don't really know who this dude is, but I know he likes Halo, alot, and cricket. Like I like chocolate. It's weird how the net makes you know people you don't even know. It has a weird stalkerish vibe which is there even though you're not stalking them. Hi JIMMY!! See...

Uni

*Jaw drop!* So saaaad dude! I got an assignment back today, I got 84% if I'd've gotten 85% I would've got an A+ so I did the calculation again. Turns out I got 84.3%! Couldn't they just round the goddamn number up?? C'mon man. Geez. Ah wells.

Back to uni.

PS. DON"T FRICKEN BUY BLISTEX 'SILK AND SHINE' (or whatever it's called), I got it on Saturday and it's freakn blistered my lips! Owie they hurt! :( but buy the berry one cos that ones awesome. Chur :)

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Hmm... Weird

So I'm wondering whether or not my dream I had last week was a bit of a preminition. 'Cos not last night, but Sunday night I had something happen that hasn't happened before. I'm not gonne die or anything, I wasn't going to, no worries, I'm not actually morbid or anything! Just that, well, sometimes I get nose bleeds, kinda bad ones too, so anyway here's me sleeping on Sunday night and I woke up about 3am and I'd been having a nose bleed while I was asleep, I dunno how long for, but sleeping on my back it naturally was all down the back of my throat. Made me feel sick. So anyway, yeah, you probably didn't wanna know bout that, but it was blood, flooding my throat (kinda) so yea, just thought, maybe...


And on a lighter note! This here be my 100th blog for Legend of the TMonkey! Woop woop! No, I'm not jealous of people who have a life. I just don't mind spending 5 or 10 minutes every now and then to write bout what I've been up to, in fact, I rather enjoy it :)

What else am I going to enjoy?? THE SEVENS!!!!!!!! Hell YES! The first Friday and Saturday of February '08 AND it's gonna be my 20th b'day on the Saturday too!! WOOHOOO!!! Double whammy! Can't wait!! Tickets are out tomorrow!!

Why else am I stoaked? 2 A+'s in one day! *Does a little dance* Another double whammy! Dunno how that happened, I've been pretty slack this semester. But STOAKED :D and I'm gonna get a C for Stats probly so gotta make up for it somewhere!!

That's all folks! :D

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Saturday, September 08, 2007

Osama killed my llamas!!!

ok, so hopefully you all know the llama song (Llama Llama Duck) already... I was bored a couple of days ago, and a new verse just *popped* into my head! So here goes...

Did you ever see Osama
Kick a llama
Kill a llama
Osama's llamas
Killed my llamas
Omg
F*ck

Aaaand, just incase you didn't already know the song, here's the rest of it! :D

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama
Duck

Llama llama
Cheesecake
Llama
Tablet
Brick
Potato
Llama
Llama llama
Mushroom
Llama
Llama llama
Duck

I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But i never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen, little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama
Duck

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama
Farmer
Llama
Llama in a car
Alarm a llama
Llama
Duck

Is THIS how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob
Ankle
Cold
Now my song is getting thin
I've run out of luck
Time for me to retire now
And become a duck