The Battle of Mushroonianally-ville
Reload the pumpkin pie with pickled chestnutsWhy?
Because, let me tell you this, pixies need pumpkin pie to defend their mushroom land against the smidjin elves!
It all started the day the evil fairies came and sprinkled mahogany black fairy dust all across the ancient mystic land of Mushroonianally-ville. The mahogany black Zeusmeister had sent the fairies out to darken all the lands in his kingdom because the magical hapiness of the pixies and smidjin elves had been preventing any of his magic from working! So upset was he, that he endeavoured to turn the pixies and smidjin elves against one another!
And so, when his left brain had a meeting with his right brain, it was decided that his fairies would be sent out across Mushroonianally-ville with fairy dust that turned happiness into greed! From that day forth, all the happy pixies and smidjin elves turned against each other in their quests to take over all the land in Mushroonianally-ville!
The pixies were the underdogs in the epic battle, the smidjin elves out numbered the pixies by many many hundreds. Pressure was also mounted on the pixie population because they knew a flaw in the Zeusmeisters magic black mahogany fairy dust! You see, should the smidjin elves win the Battle of Mushroonianally-ville, they would forever live greedily under the evil reign of Zeusmeister, eventually turning on one another, BUT if the pixies, the underdogs, could come out on top of such an epic battle, their greed would be returned to happiness, and their happiness would once again stop the Zeusmeisters evil magic from haunting their lands!
And so, to defeat the smidjin elves and defend their land, the pixies, known for the homemade cooking, made the greatest pumpkin pie ever imaginable! The pie would be capable of spitting ammunition far far across the lands! Eventually, after testing many theories relating to construction of matter, projectile efficacy and aerodynamics, the power of pickled chestnuts was unleashed upon the smidjin elves - using the pixies giant pumpkin pie!
And THIS is why we must work together to reload the pumpkin pie with pickled chestnuts!
We can't have the evil Zuesmeister with his evil fairies and greedy elves bringing the dark demise of Mushroonianally-ville now, can we?
posted by TMonkey @ 2/25/2007 10:54:00 PM
3 Comments:
What can i say but WOW, what have you been smoking or drinking Trace?
thats some stuffed up shite there
:P
MORF
nuthing, just my usual highly qualified imagination :)
NO we cannot have that happen, good thinking there...
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