Legend of the TMonkey

Burnt Toast

So one would think, cooking toast in an automatic toaster is perhaps one of the easiest cooking practices, with a low hazard risk.

Or maybe not.

1. Enter the toast into the toaster
2. Wait for a bit
3. Go to the bathroom
4. Walk back to the toaster
5. Take note of the smoke in the hallway
6. Open the kitchen door, take note that you cannot see more than half a metre in front of you due to excessively thick smoke
7. Turn on the overhead fans
8. Pop the 'automatic' toaster
9. Remove the 'now-reduced-to-a-2-inch-squared, black, with red glowing embers', piece of toast
10. Save mother from a panic attack

Toast 101

posted by TMonkey @ 6/03/2006 12:14:00 AM